7 Cultural Must Do’s of Bali

‘So, when she gets married who will take care of you?” The question has been posed by the taxi driver during the long journey to Ubud from the Ngurah Rai airport. ‘She’ sitting next to me rolls her eyes. I laugh. It is not exactly the kind of cultural exchange I had envisaged, especially within hours of landing in Bali but the question sounds heartfelt, as if we have not thought life through and need to have more children! At some point the conversation veers to caste. He mentions his matter of factly, like the entire caste hierarchy is an academic exercise. Perhaps in Bali it is. Hinduism along with Buddhism came almost a thousand years back via Java to this island. But despite having its roots in India and certain affinities, Bali’s cultural identity has blossomed differently and distinctly.

Festive Festoons.

Bali, in a sense, is in a time warp. Shah Rukh Khan and Amitabh Bachchan are still the ruling cine gods. Temples outnumber people and are everywhere- inside and outside houses, each family has its own cluster in the village and then there are the temples of yore and of Instagram worshipers. But in this ‘Isle of the Gods’ where, unlike back in India, I want to visit the temples, (which the man ribs me about) one needs to choose or the trip would be just a temple run. Apart from homing on to cultural performances and local attractions we shortlist three temples and they do not include the most photographed ones!

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Ubud- Eat, Pray, Love!

After a hearty breakfast of delicious banana and coconut pancakes and a platter of colourful fruits we make our way through streets lined with shops opening for the day to the Ubud Palace. Small leaf baskets with flowers dot the pavements, doorways and the thrones of pillared stone temples outside the houses in the morning. Offerings for a propitious day. The Palace is a small two courtyard affair with delicate, raised wooden pavilions and stunning brickwork. A part is still the residence of the royal family and we all cannot resist peeking into their private courtyard dotted with the most beautiful vases.

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Beauty brick by brick.

The nearby Saraswati temple’s entrance is squeezed between an eatery and Starbucks. We get a full rig of mandatory purple and white headgear, shirt and sarong to wear.

Demons at a Dreamy Doorway

A path lined with lotus ponds leads to ornate chairs placed before a resolutely shut doorway which is guarded by moss covered fierce creatures adorned with fresh red hibiscus. Inner sanctums are not open to any outsider in any of the temples we discover.

After a sumptuous lunch at Sun Sun warung where the setting and food are a visual delight, we amble through a labyrinth of narrow streets lined with traditional houses hidden behind orange walls, inviting arched doorways and courtyards with frangipani trees in bloom. A half ajar door in one reveals a massive impassive blue Ganesha.

The Divine Within.

Intricate Penjors swaying in the breeze next to the doors announce the ten-day Galgulan festival, to celebrate the triumph of good over evil. We cross a workshop where an artist skilfully chisels away at an elaborately carved doorway that would be a connoisseur’s pride.

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A Master and his Creation.

In the evening after browsing through the Ubud Art Market we head to the Palace for the dance performance in, what we think is, good time. The courtyard is full and we barely manage chairs on a platform at the rear. Against the backdrop of a lit doorway, the show begins with the tinning instruments of the Gamelan orchestra and the Legong dancers keep us spell bound with their expressive eyes, elegant fingers and delicate movements.

Setting for a Show.

The second performance is a Barong dance drama with a benign beast and fierce looking but equally evocative performers. Outside, on the road little troupes of boys in black who have been busy all day, can be heard from afar as they make their way through the streets with their instruments and energetic Barong, stopping to perform every now and then. The air is full of music and merriment.

No child’s play this..

 

Luwak Kopi for the Road

The next day we zip past a line of workshops on the outskirts of Ubud producing the most stunning artefacts from cane and wood. (If I had known about them my trip for the day would have ended there itself!) At an ‘Agro farm’ we are given a tour with an introduction to a variety of teas and coffees, including Bali’s (in)famous Kopi Luwak and its traditional process. The process instead of foraging, now involves feeding caged Palm Civet cats coffee beans, which once pooped are cleaned, roasted and ground. (Not everyone’s cuppa!) So, the ethics of the production are questionable.

Not everyone’s cup..

The world’s most expensive coffee served in style tastes robust with a lingering sweet aftertaste. The place overlooks some rice fields and has a couple of the ‘Bali Swings’. I spy a flying red dress accompanied by, I cannot decipher, screams of delight or ‘what all I have to endure for that Insta high!” The much-photographed Tegalalang rice fields, not on the original itinerary, are the next stop since they are enroute to the temples but we don’t linger. The fields are dry and the crop is sparse. Perhaps in another season they would be more appealing.

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Pura Pilgrims

Winding through quaint village roads lined with towering penjors and flooded terraced fields reflecting a majestic Mt Agung we reach Pura Tirtha Empul, the sacred water temple, made in 926 AD. A stone throne with a deity (the only one I saw in Bali) stands under a sprawling tree with branches holding massive ferns. A complex of ponds and temples lies beyond.

A Spout’s Soliloquy

It is a green sarong here and the first pond is crowded with people waiting in line to take a purifying dip under the spouts bringing water from the inner pond where grey ash mushrooms from springs and mixes with water filled with reeds. Thoughtful statues pour water into the last Koi Pond full of overfed golden fish.

Main Course of Greens

Lunch is at a restaurant on the edge of a ridge where the main course is the view. It overlooks a bowl of rice fields, ringed by forests coming down the slopes of a Mt Agung hiding behind the clouds. Then we head to Pura Agung Besakih on the slopes of the volcano. The ‘Mother temple’ complex dates back almost a thousand year. The temples rising in steps are dedicated to the Hindu Trinity. One towering stone structure sitting back in a line of thatched pagoda style roofs in odd numbers alludes to the shikharas of South Indian temples.

Oddly Ascending

The main complex, Pura Penataran Agung, is dedicated to Shiva. The temples of the other gods and minor shrines dot the slopes and ridges around. Our guide, a chatty fellow who quotes scriptures being the son of a senior priest of a nearby village, lets us into the gate of the main courtyard. Three urns representing a god each of the Trinity sit on a wall under small umbrellas. A priest in white sits in a wooden platform conducting a ceremony for a family while a child runs around oblivious to the solemnity of the occasion.

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All creatures are welcome in God’s home.

This is as far as we can go… and somehow it is enough. As we return to the towering Balinese style gate at the entrance, the clouds finally part to reveal the picture perfect peak of Mt Agung.

Uluwatu’s Ultimate Show-

Our last evening in Bali and we hurry to Uluwatu temple where it is just an orange sash that we are given to wear. The sprawling green complex has a small shrine on the edge of a cliff with a stone wall running along the precipice lined with profusely flowering bougainvillea and people!

Drama in Technicolour

All here to catch the sunset as much as the Kecak dance. The fiery sun setting over dulcet waves that break violently at the base of the cliffs is as much a show as the ‘Fire Dance’. The Ramayana inspired dance drama starts with the chorus of ‘Kecak’ by a group of men who keep it up, with hand movements, throughout the performance. Who says it is easy being part of the background!

Set the stage on fire!

The star, and he is a rockstar in it!… jumping, mingling, posing for selfies, taking out imaginary lice, all the while without missing a beat in his part of the story, including setting the stage on fire, is Hanuman. It is a glorious goodbye from this Isle of the Gods.

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Fact File-

Temples– All have tickets starting from Rs 320. The cost includes the mandatory sarong and at Besakih, a guide and one way travelling by an electric cart.

Ubud Palace-There are different dance performances every evening and the tickets cost Rs 650 approx.

Uluwatu-The Kecak show tickets can be purchased online. The 6 pm show gets sold out fast.

Luwak Kopi Tasting– The tour is free and the Luwak tasting costs Rs500.

Tegalalang Rice Fields– Entry ticket is Rs 160 appox.

ABC’s of a Bali Itinerary

 

August, surprisingly, is not the best month to travel in many parts of the world. Europe is burning, South East Asia is rained out as is all of India. Central Asia looks inviting…someday! We armchair travelled across two continents and many countries to settle onto a Bali holiday. It was not on our first bucket list. Perhaps not even first on our second list…

Yet Bali is the whole bouquet! If exotic orient with top notes of touristy kitsch, full bodied middle notes of rich culture swirling atop notes of towering volcanoes, wild cliffs and aquamarine waters sounds divine, then Bali should be on your wish list. Atleast ten days are needed for a leisurely sampling of all that this island in the Indonesian archipelago offers. We had a week there and I am ready for seconds and this time I know what to repeat and what to skip….and August is High season in Bali!

Bali High

Top Notes

1. Accommodation should be central so you can walk and explore.

2.Traffic can be a nightmare! Factor in time and distances while planning activities and visits across the island. Use scooter taxis to get around town and for across the island, use cars. You can hire a two-wheeler also.

3.There are more temples than people in Bali. Pick and choose which ones to visit. The inner sanctums are not open to outsiders in any temple.

4.Eat at the warungs to get authentic local cuisine and nice ambience at a more reasonable rate.

5.For shopping, brush up your maths (the zeros are mind boggling) and your haggling skills. (it is expected!)

6.Pick up a local SIM so you have data.

7.We divided our time between Ubud, Gili Trawangan, Kuta and Nusa Dua.

Middle Notes

Unparalleled Ubud

Day 1

After a hearty breakfast at the guesthouse/hotel walk to the Ubud Palace. Soak in the atmosphere, the morning flower offerings dotting the pavements, the quirky shops enroute. The palace is a small affair. Pick up the tickets for the evening dance programme from there.

Doors can be Dreams.

Walk to the Saraswati Temple. Take pictures of the lotus pond and the intricate doorways.

Browse through the Art Market, a street market adjoining the Saraswati temple.

Grab lunch and a Bintang at a warung.

Depending on your capacity for shopping head to the Ubud Art Market in front of the palace or head back to your room for a short post beer nap.

Attend the dance performance at the palace.

Enjoy dinner at a warung or a restaurant nearby.

Pro Tip- To grab a ‘good seat’ for the performance reach the palace early.

 

Day 2-

Start early for Pura Tirtha Empul and Besakih temples.

Stop enroute to sample Luwak coffee, varieties of local teas and coffees. Experience the famous Bali Swing.

Swinging!

Visit the Tegallalang Terrace Rice Fields. (They also have some tea tasting and swings but it is not the same experience.)

Carry on to Tirtha Empul Temple. If you want to take a ‘purifying’ dip keep an hour extra. There is a long line.

Lunch at La Montagne Coffee with a stunning view of Mt Agung.

Visit Besakih at the base of Mt Agung.

Stairway to Heaven

Have dinner and get a foot massage back in Ubud.

Pro Tip-

Skip Tegallalang and stop enroute at the amazing workshops making cane and wood artefacts.

 

Islands Ahoy!

Day 4

Check out after an early breakfast and head to Padangbai.

My kind of blues

Catch a fast boat to Gili Trawangan. It takes an hour and a half but the waiting at the pier can be just as long!

Reach Gili T by lunch. Check in and change into your beachwear.

Hire snorkelling equipment and head into the water or just relax on the beach.

Evening dinner has to be at the Night Market!

Pro tip- If you are interested in diving stay for an additional day. If you don’t have time, Nusa Lembongan might be a better option.

 

Beach Yourself

Day 5

Head back to Bali on a fast boat. It island hops and returns via Gili Meno and Lombok so it takes 3 hours.

It takes two hours from Padangbai to Kuta.

After checking into your place, head for the beach to catch the sunset and then hit the nightspots.

 

Day 6

Take a morning walk on the beach and watch the early surfers.

Morning walking goals be like…

Book a surfing lesson or just lounge under a beach umbrella with a book and a beer. Grab a takeaway from one of the marts and have lunch on the beach OR head to one of the beach clubs. Finns and Potato Head are some good options.

In the evening head to Krishna Bali or Agung Bali for souvenir and trinket shopping.

The back lanes are also lined with shops and massage parlours.

 

Fancy Finish

Day 7

After a morning run on the beachfront followed by a cooling dip in the hotel pool and hearty breakfast check out and head to a nice villa with a pool.

Check in and just chill OR for some water sports head to Nusa Dua.

Select your activities and book a package. Think flyfishing, banana boat ride, parasailing etc.

In the evening head to Uluwatu temple to catch the sunset and the Kecak dance performance.

Sun-kissed Goodnight

End the evening with a grilled seafood feast on the Jimbaran beach while being serenaded by musicians.

Pro Tip- Book the tickets in advance for the sunset Kecak show as they get sold out and reach the temple early to grab good seats. One might get last minute tickets for the 7o’clock show.

 

Day 8

Spend a few leisurely hours in your fancy Airbnb till it is time to check out and head to the airport for your flight. Say bye bye to Bali with a heavy heart.

Dream home

Pro Tip-

Stock up on breakfast beforehand if your Airbnb does not provide it. There might not be a mart nearby.

 

Bottom Notes

Accommodation

One is spoilt for choice of hotels, guest houses to independent villas to choose from in Bali. We got good deals on Agoda. Stay close to your areas of interest or you will be spending more time in a taxi than anywhere else.

Places to Eat

Ubud- Sun Sun Warung for authentic local cuisine in a traditional setting is a must try.

Indulgence

Gili T- The Night Market cannot be missed!

Kuta- The pulled pork burger at Crumbs & Coaster was delicious!

Jimbaran- Choose your seafood at any of the restaurants lining the beach and it gets served with a basket of rice and vegetables, if you want.

Shopping

Essentials- Indomart, Alphamart, are all over. Make your own tea, coffee, instant noodles, grab ready to eat meals etc and find chilled Bintang in K Mart.

Souvenirs- Krishna and Agung Bali are big shops with very reasonable prices.

Getting Around

Taxi- Grab and Gojeck are local taxi apps. You can hire taxis for 8 hours for about Rs4000. We had Mr Putu driving us around and he doubled as a guide too. Phone no-6287861755884

Ferry- We booked a fast boat roundtrip through Adi Gili online for Rs13500 for 3 people which included a private pick up and drop. The waiting at the pier seems to takes forever and there is a nominal port tax.

Activities-

Temples- All have an entrance fee which includes the mandatory sarong. At Besakih the ticket includes a ride up from the entrance to the temple complex in a golf cart and a guide.

Coffee Tasting-Uma Pakel Agro Tourism.  The entry is free but the Luwak coffee tasting costs Rs500 approx.

Connoisseur’s Coffee

Snorkelling- Hire snorkelling gear in Gili T for about Rs300 per day.

Surfing Lesson- An hour will cost Rs1000 approx.

Water Sports- Price depends on the package of different activities but one must haggle. For Flyfish and Parasailing we spent about Rs8,500 for 3 people.

With this itinerary you are all set for a week of sun, sand, sarong tripping to temples and shopping!